{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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