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Periandra is a genus of flowering plants in the legume family Fabaceae. It includes seven species native to the tropical Americas, including Brazil, Bolivia, and the Dominican Republic. The genus belongs to subfamily Faboideae.
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Indeni was a software development company which developed Network automation and cloud security software. They offered scripts to validate firewall, DNS/DHCP server and load balancer configurations and performance to help reduce and/or avoid network downtime. The company was backed by Sequoia Capital and others investors. It was acquired by BlueCat Networks in July of 2023.
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