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Kitchen Stories is a 2003 Norwegian film by Bent Hamer, director of Eggs and O' Horten.
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Gabriel-Henri Gaillard was a French historian.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the submarine industry?","punchline":"It really took a dive...","id":95}
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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